if you be the cash, i'll be the rubberband
Mercedez. 21. Livin' life to the fullest.
Get at me!
Get at me!
| When someone walks slower than me: | omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma |
| When someone walks faster than me: | jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt |
| When someone walks at the same pace as me: | who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops |
: i didn’t go to school today and i’m not sure if my mom is aware of... →
i didn’t go to school today and i’m not sure if my mom is aware of that because she hasn’t checked in on me or came knocking on my door which she usually does. SOooOOOoo i’ve been basically hidding locked in my room for about seven hours now, and i HAVE TO FUCKING PEE SO BAD, MY BATHROOM IS…
